Things I have learnt

~ Follow your women's intuition
~ How to change a nappy
~ 4-7-8 breathing
~ You must water the veggie patch
~ Drive slowly and park carefully
~ Love makes everything better eventually
~ Use good scissors
~ Nothing good ever happens after 2am. Or midnight (thanks Dezza)
~ Riding a bike makes you feel really good
~ Wear sunscreen
~ What ISO means
~ How to type quickly
~ How to make a wicked cassarole with nothing in the fridge
~ There is always a positive in everything
~ Don't swim somewher you have pee'd
~ The correct way to use an apostrophe (but I always forget)
~ How to play "Need to give this broken heart away" by TBG on the guitar
~ Love is the best and the worst thing in the world
~ How to count to 10 in Japanese
~ How to lick my elbow
~ How to drive
~ Don't ever drink and call/text/email/facebook etc etc.
~ How to ski. Sorta
~ When in doubt, don't
~ The collective nouns for more things than anyone needs to know
~ The best places to get cheap designer fabric
~ How to fish
~ I am not always right
~ All the words to every Guns'n'Roses song
~ That the reason Noah took 2 of everything on the ark so they could then reproduce (had absolutely no idea of this fact until recently. Der)
~ How to lay floorboards
~ Where the best coffee on the Gold Coast is
~ The laundry will not do itself....
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What I haven't learnt

~ What 'off-side' means
~ When to say no
~ How to walk away from the computer and do the housework

J x